There is Magic Calling us home.

Sep 01

slayboybunny:

I just tried to discretely use one if the body sprays at work cuz it was called Fantasy Forest and I was like…. I’m down…. BUT IT JUST SMELLS LIKE REALLY STRONG DIRT AND A GUY YELLED “WHO SPRAYED THAT FOREST ELF SHIT” FROM ACROSS THE STORE

(via postulation)

thenamesmadlibbs:

The little mermaid 

thenamesmadlibbs:

The little mermaid 

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I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive. I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention. Sort of like a chair. Or maybe a lamp.

(Source: traumatrae, via dad-hat)

“Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.” — Anonymous (via levi-has-the-booty)

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whiteboyfriend:

humanity

whiteboyfriend:

humanity

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“If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”” —

Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)

Well this is fucking surreal

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janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

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